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Words from the Underground

By Shvotz
Last updated 6/30/2001

ah, greetings once again, my puny little subjects. i, the great Shvotz, have out-runned, out-minded, and out-.....well, i have gotten away from THEM. if you dont know what i am talking about, go to my first article. anyways, onto business...

what have i got to tell you today, you ask? well, many great new things. first, THEY havent caught on to our little secret that we know THEIR secrets. i have survived in the underground long enough to get back out and give you these new secrets...

chalk dust was once the weekness of THEM. thats why we have dry-erase boards now everywhere we go. although, that little crap left over by dry-erase boards still seems to be a problem for them...

scotch-tape is an item used by THEM to silence you. do not purchase any more tape of any kind, for THEY may break into your house and use it against you. be warned, this is danger in your own home.