Get to know Shvotz!


Chris, looking his sexiest....and it's scary! color: green
types of music: Alternative Rock (92.1, 94.1) but Oldies too.
bands: Blink 182, Green Day, Barenakedladies, Nirvana
tv shows: The Simpsons, Daily Show, All in the Family, SNL
movies: Saving Silverman, Mall Rats, Dogma
actors/actresses: Funny people.


To know the full story of Shvotz, you must first know the story of Chris Walker. Chris was born on a cold (warm) November (May) 12 (31). So to review, that was a warm May 31. Chris was born at noon that day, and not a moment too soon, for you see that very day, Chris kept the monsters away from the Walker household.

His family knew that his talents with monster-removal were phenomenal.

Chris grew to be a handsome (weird) young boy. He met the Terry at about age 3 in the school that Chris lived by. School has never been too exciting for Chris. We can basically fast-forward to high school here.

High school was a high point for Chris. He loved how all the people in his grade had suddenly come closer together. However, this meant that the circle of friendship (or the Loop as its commonly referred to) had gotten tighter, and Chris was no longer in it as much as he used to be. But, he managed to keep a foot in there.

He met Bert and reunited with the Terry, and the three said, why not make a webpage? And so it is written, and so it shall be done!