August 17, 2001
Meet BERT
BERT
Bert was born Brett Bluel, a very small 0-year-old human, in
Madison, WI, on April 23, 1985. He always tried to be a nice boy (and like undies) but
sometimes he couldn't help but cause a little mischief every now and then. For example,
his kindergarden teacher was always scolding him for humming too loudly during class.
Gradually, Little Bert grew into Medium-Sized Bert. It was during this time that he went
to school occasionally. He went to Immaculate Heart of Mary grade school, where he
excelled in...........well, anyway, he didn't like that school at all. After 8th grade
graduation, Medium-Sized Bert became Teenager Bert. Then, in August of 1999, he started
something new: HIGH SCHOOL. He attended Monona Grove High School and didn't like that
either. He met Chris Walker and Nick Heckman, and together they created the almighty
NBC page! After NBC
parted ways, Bert mulled around on his own until he began work on a TV show called
"Krumpitz." He also designed the Krumpitz
page. Then, on May 31, 2001, he teamed up with his Canadian friend Tear-E to create
Bert & Tear-E's Page! Recently,
Bert celebrated his 16th birthday. Then he got a truck. Then one day, Bert sat down at
his computer and wrote a webpage about himself. It had a picture of him at the top. He
was very proud of it. The end.
Favorites:
color: green
types of music: I like pretty much everything
bands: Barenaked Ladies, 311, Dave Matthews, Green Day, Blink-182, Bloodhound Gang, Tool, Bad Religion
tv shows: The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, King Of The Hill, SNL
movies: Magnolia, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers [see also: our movies page]
actors/actresses: Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta, Angelina Jolie, Nicholas Cage, Giovanni Ribisi
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