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There are days til the first day of SCHOOL!

There are days til 311 in Madison!

There are days til Homecoming Week!


true-life stories to read:
Chris's Shindig A story of a day with Chris
Late-Night Food Run A narrative about hunger
Noah's Ark A tale of dihydrogen oxide and its involvement with us.
The Big Festival An awesome narrative of the Cottage Grove Festival
Big Willie's Party I think the title is pretty self-explanatory.
Ninjas! A story about tag, football, and ice cream.
A Mini-Golfing Tale! The story of the mini-golfing trail. And Terry's head injury.
Who's That Guy? A story about Terry and the taco boys at work, and an odd stranger.
A Crappy Story A description of Bert's last night at Subway.
Turty vs. Hank A tale of two fighting animals.
Girl Scouts & Cops An account of an evening we had involving girl scouts and cops.


concert/CD/movie reviews:
Sugar Ray at the movies?
Recommended Movies Not really a review, but read anyway
Planet of the Apes Uhhhh, the movie or the planet?
Freaks The best movie ever . . . from 1932, that is.
Jurassic Park III A review of the newest in the trilogy.
Tear-e's review of the Warped TEAR-E's review of the awesome punk/ska festival.
The Vans Warped Tour 2001 BERT's review of the awesome punk/ska festival.
The Rock Show Bert's review of the Blink-182/New Found Glory concert
Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Bert's review of the new Blink-182 CD.


random nifty stuff to read:
The Story of Taco John's The true history of Taco John's.
Bob's Story a story for english class that Terry got a F on.
Church Funnies TRUE humour from church.
The Monkey's Other Paw a parody by Bert.


misc. stuff we found or didn't write:
The Great Ice Cream Debate Chris Walker offers his side of the argument. Vote!
The Procrastinator's Creed The creed for lazy people like Bert
The 1980's You know you grew up in the 80's if...
The Tale of Sir Munchelot a parody by Matt Donovan
Dancing Bush by Shvotz.


SHVOTZ:
[What follows are artices by this mysterious Shvotz. Somehow, he breaks into our account and writes articles. So here are his articles.]
Article 1: The Conspiracy
Article 2: The Conspiracy Continues
Article 3: 10 Tips for incoming MG Freshmen


links to sites better than ours:
Steve's Wrestling The most informational wrestling site EVER.
South Park Studios Everything you ever wanted to know about South Park
Tabcrawler For all you guitar players out there
Internet Movie Database A great site for movie fanatics like us
NAWF A local wrestling federation to keep your eye on in the future