July 28, 2001
Noah's Ark



our trip to:
Noah's Ark



        The day was Tuesday, July 24. The weather was hot. Very hot. I was supposed to wake up at 8:30 in the A.M. so that Chris Walker could pick me up at 8:45. Being the late riser that I am, I woke up at 9:30. However, this proved no major setback, and Chris simply picked up the Terry (who also was late waking up), and then me. We left Monona at about 10:00 for Noah's Ark in Wisconsin Dells. Why did we choose this particular day to attend the waterpark? 'Twas for Alex Kugle's birthday party. Alex works with the Terry at the Taco, hence, our attendance was acceptable.
        We arrived at the aforementioned waterpark at about 11:00 (give or take a few minutes). After we walked in, we immediately spotted the rest of the group. They were Alex, Brandon Marks, Bobby Kau, Peter Brockman, Matt Pautz, Nick Heckman, Zach Witt, Jennie Hinrichs, Jenna Schultz, Megan Doyle, and a whole bunch of others who I can't remember. (after all, it was four days ago) Anyway, shortly after our arrival, the popular folk put as much distance between themselves and us as possible, and Chris, terry, and I were left on our own.
        But regardless, we still had plenty o' fun. Our first visit was to a wave pool titled "The Big Kahuna." I almost drowned a couple times. It was quite nifty. After that, we journeyed to the "Adventure River." I found the name to be slightly misleading, but the actual river was fun. It gave me a chance to relax and dry off, so as to make my next trip into water extra cold. Did I mention it was very hot out? Anyway, we proceeded to discover that it was shortly after noon o'clock, so we went to Chris's van to eat and drink. I ate 9 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and drank Mello Yello. Now, let me tell you something: It is not a good idea to eat nine Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and then go back into water. But then again, I'm not the brightest knife in the basket.
        After our makeshift lunch, we went back into the park, where we discovered the popular group. We latched on and followed along immediately. We went through an obstacle course of sorts, entitled "The Lillypads." I was proud of myself because I didn't fall into the water, despite Chris's futile efforts to knock me in. Following the lillypads, we went back to the wave pool. There I stayed in the deep end ("deep" meaning 6 feet). The entire time, all I thought about during my near-drownings were scenes from Titanic and The Perfect Storm. After I escaped from the wave pool, I met up with Chris and the Terry, only to discover that the popular kids had managed to shake us off yet again. So our outcast group of three went back to the adventure river, after which we decided to leave. However, we did come up with a very fun last-minute idea.
        Following Terry's suggestion, we went to the "Flash Flood" to see how long the line was. Unfortunately, the line was too long. However, there was much fun to be had simply from standing on the bridge. As the ride comes down into the water, it sprays water with amazing velocity onto the poor souls on the bridge. It almost knocked off the Terry's glasses.
        We left after that. It was about 3:45. All in all, I had an extremely fun day. The only bad things that happened were: 1) My shoulders and face getting extremely sunburned. (It still hurts today) 2) The bottoms of my feet were scalded by the EXTREMELY hot pavement, and 3) the repeated ditching of us by the popular group. But Noah's Ark is still a very cool place to go for fun. It costs too much money, but whatever, it was still cool. And fun. I thank Chris for actually inviting me to go with him. Until next time, this is Bert.



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