August 7, 2001
A late-night adventure!
A Late-Night Adventure!
A while back, Bert and Terry were sleeping in the Terry's
basement, when, suddenly, something struck them: Hunger! The time: 2:30 in the A.M.
They couldn't think of a place that stayed open late, but then they remembered Taco Bell.
They left the Terry's house and hit the road. They arrived at Taco Bell at 2:45 A.M. It
was a Sunday night. They pulled into the drive-thru and heard a voice say "Sorry, we're
closed." They began to pull away, only to realize that there were no vehicles in the
parking lot, nor were their humans in the building. Frightened, they went around again
and heard the exact same statement. They decided it was a recording, since Taco bell was
already known for its high-tech gadgets. (Who could ever forget the talking trash cans?)
So, they left for a search for food. They scoured the town
inside and out, only to find nothing. (There was one interesting moment when they pulled
up to a red light and all of the lights were red for at least 30 seconds. Spooky, eh?)
Sad and hungry, they returned to the Terry's house, where they ate Ho-Ho's and Beef Sticks.
Well, until next time, this is The Narrator. Adios.
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