June 5, 2001
The reptiles chased each other!! DAH!!!
Turty The Turtle VS. Hank The Iguana
Earlier today, Bert, Terry, and Mamick went to Animart Pet Store so that Mamick could get her new Burrito Dragons. While there, Bert and Terry grew tired of watching the little animals, so they looked in the big cage. First, all they saw was Hank, a green iguana similar to the one in Ms. Anderson's science room. Then they saw Turty, the clumsy turtle, chasing the iguana around the octagonal cage. While only mildly amused at first, they soon became entranced by the chase scene. Turty chased Hank around at least 12 or 13 4,000 times before giving up and going to sleep. However, Bert and Terry didn't believe it was over, so they continued watching. Sure enough, Turty wised up and went the other direction, and was soon face-to-face with Hank. Well, Hank immediately jumped, turned around and ran away. The climax came shortly before we left the store. Turty was sneaking up (as sneakily as a fat, clumsy turtle can move) on Hank, and landed right on Hank's tail. HE ALMOST HAD HIM!!!! But, as always, Turty didn't move fast enough and Hank got away. At this point, they both must have tired themselves out, because they both appeared to go to sleep.
Bert and Terry came to the conclusion that Turty and Hank do this every day, just to pass the time in their little cage.
Also, Mamick did get her new Burrito Dragons. She, Bert, and Terry enjoy playing with them and calling them derogatory names. Byebye now.
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