June 7, 2001
We played mini-golf!
Today Bert, Terry, and Mamick went mini-golfing at Vitense
Golfland. They played fairly well, until hole 8. That's when it happened. There was a
sliding thing for kids to play on, and Terry ran into it. He was all excited about
running back up to the top of the mountain thing so he could slide down a waterfall, and
he ran face-first into it. Bert was getting redy to take his second putt on hole 9, and
he heard this LOUD thunk noise come from behind him. He turned around and saw Terry lying
in a heap on the ground and the metal thingy sliding away. Well, Bert tried to convince
Terry that it was a concussion, but he refused to believe it. He then proceeded to walk
crookedly and fall in the water hazards. When it was all over, Terry had a score of 86,
Mamick had 76, and Bert won with 66.
Later the trio went to Mamick's house. From there, they
immediately went to the local park. Bert and Terry buried their own feet in cold sand,
and they also bothered some little kids. In addition to all that, Terry also hit his
head AGAIN. IN THE SAME SPOT. This time, he ran into a slide. The best thing was the
sand sculpting. All three of them made sexual symbols out of sand.
Anyways, that's what happened today. Oh, Bert's grandfather
said "Dah!" and Bert's grandmother was confused when Terry said "Tah." Well, byebye now.
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